Deadpan Labs

Deadpan Labs is a Miami ecommerce growth agency. We get Shopify and DTC brands found in search and in the AI answers buyers now ask first, and we build the platform the business runs on.

Alongside brand development, SEO and AI-search work, you get a modular dashboard that runs your store day to day. Orders, campaigns, integrations and a monthly AI-visibility scorecard live on one login. We build the platform, train your team to run it, and keep it working. Marketing we run for you or integrate with your existing tools, with every metric on the same dashboard.

We do not promise a ranking or a guaranteed AI recommendation. The evidence does not support that claim, and we would rather say so than sell it. What we sell is measurement: monthly prompt panels across ChatGPT, Perplexity and Google AI showing whether your brand gets named, and who gets named instead.

Every method is tested on our own brands before it reaches yours. We grew our own analytics tool ProfitProphet from zero to over 900 downloads organically, with no ad spend.